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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}